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I don’t know. You even searched my internal blog search for “french bread.” Maybe you thought I was some kind of expert? I’m sorry I can’t help, but in related newsÂ there are two french toast recipes I want to make very soon:

1. For the Love of Peanut Butter and B.Healthy’sÂ Â Maple-Glazed Pumpkin French Toast; and,
2. Hungry Girl’s Big Apple French Toast Casserole without the apples (because of my stomach) – I plan to make this one on Sunday!

If I make french toast this weekend, I will let you know how it goes! I’ll need to do a bit of food shopping first, so I’ll see if I have time.

I decided that I want to start looking at spin shoes. I went to Sports Authority yesterday but they didn’t sell them there. I called Modell’s today and asked if they sell cycling shoes. The person on the phone laughed at me and said no. Why laugh? Was my request unreasonable for a sporting goods store? What’s so funny?!

There is a bike store 2 blocks from my apartment so I will go there.

And, dear reader, I apologize for not only not knowing how to make shiny french bread, but for not knowing how to make french bread at all, or, in fact, anything about french bread.

OneÂ last comment – to the person searching about “bacteria overgrowth in mouth and butt“, perhaps you should see a doctor. I know your search inquiry wasn’t a question per se, but I would like to take it upon myself to suggest you get medical attention. ASAP.

Thanks for searching!

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Hi all,

When I started this blog last year, the main purpose was to write about anything that I felt passionate enough about. Me being me, it wasÂ scathing observations of what goes on in my life. However, there are only so many people, behaviors and injustices that make me heated enough to go off on a blog about. I also like to post my favorite web comics, but I limited this only to my absolute favorites. For this reason, my blog was rarely updated.

For the past couple of months, I have beenÂ religiously reading some healthy eatingÂ and exercise blogs, which I will be adding to my blogroll.Â These blogs have given me great food and workout ideas, and they keep me constantly entertained. I am truly interested in the lives of the bloggers.

I do not intend to change my original idea and turn this into a food or exercise blog by any means. I do, however, plan to incorporate more entries about food and exercise, because these are things are not only important to me, but that I actually have something to say about! Writing about working out and delicious food will give me more to write so I can update more. I don’t want to take pictures of all my meals, but if there is something that catches my attention, I will snap a pic and stick it in here. And as I am getting more into exercise, and doing everything possible to be less bored by it, blogging should really help me get more motivated and excited.

You also might have noticed that I have been a bit more open about my medical problems. I intend to incorporate some more of my experiences with this as well, as doctor visits, tests, procedures and treatments have become a huge part of my life. Another reason I want to write more about this is because my GI problems prevent me from eating a LOT of the food I would normally eat, the food I love, the food I want to eat and almost all of the food I read about in the other blogs. Most of the food I eat now is a workaround that won’t make me feel awful.

On another note, I am an avid reader and hope to write some more about the books I read as well. But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves!

I just wanted to give a little heads up so you’ll understand the changes that have been happening. But don’t worry – I will not hesitate to post my usual biting commentary as things happen or a hilarious comic as Randall or Ryan post them!

And lastly, I want to say, please PLEASE comment with your input and ideas!

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