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The Bad: Knee Pain. The Good: Henry’s Blend

On Sunday I tried running outside for the second time. I wasn’t feeling so great as it was day 4 of my 5 day medical test, but I really wanted to do it. It was a beautiful day and lots of people were outside. I went to Transfigure but I didn’t get any cardio in and I hate being inside a gym on a gorgeous day.

Mistake – Eating chips as my mid-day snack.

The run started out pretty good. I was going very slow, but I was going. But then I got very thirsty. I could taste the salt from the chips. I am not even a salt lover. But I had seen that Dirty makes Sweet Potato Chips now, and I bought a bag earlier in the week. I was eager to try them, and I was hungry, and they are quick and easy –  which led to the decision to eat them. While I am a Popchip devotee, I must say that I enjoy the fact that Dirty makes two flavors that I hope Popchips will make one day – Honey Mustard and Sweet Potato.

So during my run I was plagued with thirst and had to stop at every water fountain I ran by. Keep in mind it was 90 degrees out.

I had to walk a couple times, which is no big deal. I know that is part of beginning to run. But I think running might be particularly difficult for me for some reason. I wore my HRM and when I looked, towards the end of my run, it was at 193. I wasn’t running fast at ALL — I was  going very slowly. I know I need to practice and get better, but that leads me to my next problem.

Pains!

I have had knee problems for years. When they started, it would be an intense, sharp pain on the outside of my left knee when I walked down stairs or downhill. It got to the point where I couldn’t go on stairs at all, and the people behind me trying to get down into the subway were probably very annoyed. I had gone to an orthopedist and he did an x-ray and it was normal. He diagnosed me with patella femoral syndrome and explained that my legs were very weak and couldn’t support my body, which in turn put all the pressure on my knees. He sent me off to Physical Therapy to get stronger.

Knee pain

The pains went away on their own but every now and then would return. It primarily happened in my left knee, but my right knee began having the same symptoms as well. Last year the pain became particularly bad. It reached the point where sitting hurt because my knees were bent. I went to another orthopedist.

He gave me the same diagnosis and sent me, once again, to Physical Therapy.

The problem is, the pain isn’t constant and physical therapists have a hard time focusing on what to do when they can’t recreate the pain. So that didn’t last long. I figured I would just deal with it; sometimes I get pains in my knee. The pains go away.

And then I decided to get into running.

For my first few treadmill runs, I was fine. Then one day I did a 45 minute run and during the last 15 minutes I felt the old pain come back. I should have stopped running, but I didn’t. I won’t make that mistake again, but it happened. My knee hurt for a couple days after that and I decided to order the knee sleeves that Caitlin uses. I figured they would hold my patella in place and hopefully my knees wouldn’t bother me too much during and after eksusize.

I have been using them pretty religiously since I got them. I don’t use the one on the right as much, only for running, while I use the left for pretty much everything, including my Transfigure/Core Fusion/Physique 57 classes. I make a point not to squat or lunge far during those classes as those moves also bring on the pain.

On Sunday, midway during my run, I began to experience the same (NOT knee) pain as during my last run. It is on the outside of my upper thigh, right below my hip. It only happens on the right side, but it happened all 3 times I tried to run (the first time, which I don’t really count, was cut short right away specifically because of this pain). The pain is bad, and it hurts to go up stairs and to walk while I am experiencing it. Once that pain gets bad enough, I can’t run at all.

I stretched before my run to try and avoid the pain, but it didn’t help.

Additionally, towards the end of my run (which ended up being 40 minutes including the walking) my left knee pain began. The same old. The outside of my knee. Hurts to bend it.  Once I felt that pain I had no choice but to immediately stop running. 

The rest of the night was difficult for me since we walked to dinner and I was in so much pain. The knee pain subsided pretty quickly, but the upper/outer thigh pain did not.  I told the boy I that running is not for me, and I would not be trying that anymore.

Quit running

Of course, once I saw everyone outside by the water during my lunchtime walk yesterday, I texted the boy and reneged. I love warm weather, and I need to try again.

But it gets worse. I have started experiencing knee pain in spin class. Not the same pain. This pain is not on the outside of my knee, but it is only on my left knee, which is the bad one. This spinning pain is on the front/inside, right next to the kneecap. It is extremely painful during spin, particularly during the sitting portions. The pulling up movement hurts it the most.

It started a little while ago, but has continued. I wear my knee sleeve to spin (despite the sweaty, skin-pinching discomfort) and it doesn’t help. Last night I went to my first 60 minute spin class. The pain didn’t start until the last 20 minutes or so, but once it began it was bad. I had a hard time walking out of the gym, I could barely bend my leg.

And now I am worried. If I can’t run that would suck but since I never ran in the first place it’s not such a big deal. But you all know how addicted to spin I am, how much I love it, how much I crave it. I know a break is in order, but *waaaahhh* I don’t want one!

After last night’s spin experience and Sunday’s running, I decided it is time to once again visit an orthopedist. I need to know that there is no major damage. I need an x-ray. I need to hear that I can spin again. So tomorrow afternoon I am trying a new doctor.

I know that the outside pain is patella femoral, but is that also the cause of the inside pain? Or is it something different? I need to know.

Knees suck. They carry the weight of the world — okay, just the weight of our bodies, but still — that is a lot of pressure for such weak joints! And yes, I know I use my knees a lot. I spin 3 – 4 times a week. I do the elliptical about 2 times a week. Sometimes I try to run. I walk as much as possible. Sometimes I try to do squats and lunges.

Knee pain

But my initial knee pain started BEFORE I did any of those things. Of course by putting so much strain on my knees I am surely making it worse, but I already had knee issues to begin with. I am curious to hear what the doctor says tomorrow!

In other news, my doormat arrived, so quickly! I will take a picture with it later or tomorrow to post. I love it! And thanks to the A Woman’s Infinite Confidence event, I got some amazing chocolate that I will discuss later this week or early next week. I promise it is GOOD. Hint: A combination of crispy and creamy from a brand you are familiar with that is only 1 Weight Watchers point! AND tonight Missy and I are trying a new workout!  I am VERY nervous. I am wearing my workout clothes to work and I am proud to announce that none of my clothes are on backwards. I am very comfortable. I am excited to provide a full report of the workout. Hopefully I have time this week.

And lastly, look what I got!

Henry's Blend

SEATTLE’S BEST HENRY’S BLEND! My adorable little brother lives in the Seattles and his middle name is Henry (which explains Henry Day) and I call him that often, as well as some variations, including but not limited to Henries, Hen, Hens and Henny.

Needless to say, I was thrilled to have gotten a sample of this from an event the boy went to.

From the Seattle’s Best website, here is the story of Henry’s Blend:

Henry the cat
The day we started roasting our first espresso blend in the ’70s, a furry visitor trotted up to our doorstep, sniffing the air. There was definitely something special about this friendly orange tabby that showed up every time the beans hit the roaster. We started calling him Henry, after another Henry with a nose for great coffee. Henry the cat eventually became our official company mascot, dropping by every day to check on the roasts, get some attention and take advantage of his milk-tasting benefits. And when our first roast was ready for a name, the obvious and only choice was Henry’s Blend®-still a popular blend today.

Henry is Seattle mascot!!!!

Doormat Contest Winner Announced! Oh, and my pants were on backwards all day.

I’ve discovered the solution to my pants at work problem! As you might remember, I purchased maternity pants because of my disproportionately large tummy as a result of eating lunch. This is because of my GI problems. The pants sucked, I returned them. Soon it will be summer and I can wear dresses every day — can’t wait! But it is still cold in New York and as I planned out my day yesterday morning I had an idea.

I had my second class at Physique57 after work and while getting my workout clothes together I thought, “Why don’t I just put them on now?” So I did.

I wore workout clothes to work! My Lululemon Groove Pants look unusually like work pants when worn with longish cardigan to cover the tush and low pointy heels. I also wore my workout top under my cardigan and a nice scarf to dress it all up a little — and cover my kinda bare chest!

I was SO comfortable all day. Perfect! No one would ever know I was wearing gym clothes and I could be comfy at work in something that stretches with my belly. I plan to do this again! And again, and again…

So that’s that. Then I got to class, took one look in the mirror and my shirt rose up a tiny bit and I saw the little Lulu logo and realized — MY PANTS WERE ON BACKWARDS. All day I was wearing my pants backwards and had no idea! I was really humiliated about it during the class and couldn’t stop obsessing, even though I am sure no one noticed and it didn’t even bother me until I noticed! That is something I would do. At least I had Missy and Diana to laugh about it with!

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I just need to tell you one more time how fun popships is as a company. Tory emailed me to tell me that my entry about the popdrop was poptastic! I wonder what other pop-related words they use over there!

So last night I went to the Spring Street location of Physique 57. It was much bigger than the 57th street location — but the class was also MUCH more crowded. At times I felt a little packed in and had to maneuver to find space, but otherwise it was fine. The class was HARD. My thighs were burning with more intensity than ever before. I actually thought we spent a little too much time on thighs — I would rather spend more time on arms or abs. But it was wonderful regardless. I had said the last time I went to Physique that the arms portion felt a little easy, but that was NOT the case this time! I did up my weights by a pound on both the heavy and the light, but we also spent more time doing arms last night. I guess each instructor varies it a little bit. I was happy about that – I want toned arms!

I was happy to have Missy and Diana there with me. Diana made the class look like a breeze — every time I looked over at her she didn’t seem to be struggling at all. AND she can do a split! Although she confessed after that her cool demeaner was a cover for her scorching pain. Missy looked more like I felt, which was a comfort. The other girls in the Beginner class all seemed to be pros. They knew exactly what moves were coming next and got positioned in them before the instructor said anything. I felt a little intimidated and it seemed almost competitive. The time went SO quickly. I was shocked when the instructor said it was time for abs because I know abs is one of the last things we do and it meant class was almost finished! That’s the best thing about Physique — it kicks your ass but the time flies so you could do it all the time and not get bored.

Recliner exercise machine

And I want to add that every morning I walk up the same staircase to cross the West Side Highway with no problems. This morning my quads were burning as I tried to climb the stairs and I had to keep stopping!

I am very excited to go to Core Fusion at Exhale tomorrow so I can accurately compare. I like the atmoshphere at Exhale much better — it is much more laid back and calm. I mean, it is a spa! But when I went last week to take Core Fusion Sport with the boy, it just seemed so much more chill. I have a feeling I will really like Core Fusion tomorrow!

Core Fusion Sport, by the way, is HARD. You hold a weighted ball (I used the lightest, 6 lbs) and do lots and lots of eksusizes holding it and moving it. We did a bunch of planks while keeping our hands on the ball which was ridiculously tough for me because my hands were sweaty and kept slipping! I didn’t get the most out of that portion of the class because I was struggling and didn’t think of the obvious solution — do the planks on the floor! Next time, I will. And there will be a next time — the boy and I both felt so challenged, the instructor was friendly and helpful and considerate of my knee injury and we really got a full body workout. Now that we know what to expect, we can pace ourselves better and do modifications of excercises if necessary. We want to try and go once a week, whether it is Core Fusion Sport or just Core Fusion. I will know more after tomorrow’s class!

Core  Fusion Sport

I tried running outside for the first time for real last Sunday with the boy. The good news — I was able to run! Veryyyy slowly, but I did it! The bad news? I only lasted 20 minutes! I can run on the treadmill for 45 minutes and spin every day of the week but running outside knocked me out. It is very different to propel yourself forward rather than running essentially in place. I was out of breath and my chest was hurting badly. I also got a bad pain in the outside upper part of my right thigh. I have gotten that pain before when I tried running outside for a few minutes once. Any idea what that could be? I stretched before I ran but maybe I am not stretching whatever that muscle is? I had a hard time even walking the rest of the day. But the leg pain isn’t what stopped me — what stopped me was feeling like I just couldn’t go any more!

But I did love it. I loved being outside and running next to the boy (although eventually he kept going while I turned around to run back). At one point I just stayed behind a couple that were going at a pace I liked, which worked really well. I also felt like an imposter, but a proud one.  Everyone around me probably assumed I was someone who runs and had no idea that it was all new to me! I know I was going sooooo slowly, but I don’t care about speed. I just care about actually being able to run outside so I can do it all spring and summer — and participate in my first 5k! So now that I know I can do 20 minutes, I hope that next time I can run for 30! I hope to try again on Sunday in the beautiful warm weather. My knee has been bothering me lately so it depends how I feel then… but if I can, I will.

Lasagna and garlic bread - yum

One last workout update, on Tuesday my gym is having a special 60 minute spin class (I’ve never gone longer than 45) with 2 instructors called “Rev Up for Summer” — I am VERY excited!

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The winner of the Doormat Giveaway Contest!

Random Integer Generator

Here are your random numbers:

58

Timestamp: 2009-04-24 15:52:02 UTC

Out of 69 total entries, the winner is…. Andrea from Healthy Living in MD.  

OMG…I love “Wow…Nice Underwear”. That’s classic! I’ve also provided a link to your contest at my site:
http://ittybittyaa.blogspot.com

Congratulations, Andrea! Can’ t wait to hear which doormat you choose! Which reminds me…. I still have to choose which doormat I plan to order from Coco Mats ‘N More as well! My roommate suggested this one, which is funny because it is true as our apartment is 320 square feet and anyone who visits really shouldn’t expect much!

Welcome, just don't expect much doormat

Oh and I forgot to mention Mallory has her own new URL too: http://baconwrappedlife.com — check it out! Have an amazing WARM weekend!

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