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Doormat Theft Is No Laughing Matter

Yesterday I arrived home from work to find that, once again, I was the victim of doormat theft.

Not long after Lim and I moved to our apartment in the city, we came home to find that our doomat was gone. We couldn’t believe it — who would STEAL a dirty doormat?! That thing had been through some gross weather. It was not clean. It was not even a very nice doormat. What would someone want with it?

We decided to call our landlord company. Silly, yes. But we were outraged!

They told us that we have no cause for complaint, and we are not allowed to have doormats anyway because of a fire hazard. Um. What? Illegal to wipe your feet to prevent dirt and mud from getting into the apartment? Whatever. Not important — although it raises the suspicion that it was perhaps an inside job.

We decided to turn this into a building-wide matter. We made a sign and posted it in the hallway.

Doormat 2 Doormat Lim Dori Doormat

 

Obviously, this was facetious. No one would take it seriously. Right? Wrong.

The next day, IT WAS VANDALIZED! I forgot to take a picture of the vandalized version, but I will try to remember tonight and post it in an upcoming post.

Someone wrote on it: “You gotta be kidding.” Well, duh. Do you actually think we were offering a REWARD for a $10 doormat? It wasn’t clear to you that this was a joke? And you actually saw our sign, stopped by our door, took out a PEN, and WROTE on it? You cared that much about what we thought was an obvious joke? Not obvious to you, it seems. Wow.

Yeah, I gotta take that pic for here. I knew I had the above pictures but I didn’t even think about the vandalized one. I am so used to it. We keep the sign inside our apartment now.

Anyway.

When my brother moved to Seattle, I bought him a little going away gift. I saw this in a store and LOVED it, since his name is Matt.

Hi I'm Mat Doormat

How great is that! So I bought it for him and he loved it. He proudly displayed it outside his apartment door. And then one day, it was gone.

SOMEONE STOLE MATT MATT’S MAT!

In this case, it makes a LITTLE more sense than in mine. This is a funny doormat. It has a name. Mat. Clever. My doormat was blue with flowers. Makes a little less sense. But still — who does this??! WTF?!

So I ordered another one online and had it sent to my baby brother. His new apartment is at the end of his own narrow hallway, where the doormat can remain unharmed and present.

Which brings me to the third case. Last night I came home from work to find ….. dun dun dun…. my doormat MISSING. Again. This one was hideous. Brown with fall leaves. WHY? WHY WHY WHY? Why would anyone take it? And this one has lasted through a couple of winters, much more mud, dirt and rain than the last one. What on earth would anyone want with it?

I should put out my (vandalized) sign again.

And what makes this all even funnier is that since my name is Dori and my brother’s name is Matt, my mom always said she wanted to open a doormat store and call it DorMatt. I think the fact that we have both been victims of doormat theft is a sign she should do it! This way, we will have access to an unlimited supply of doormats.

In better news, Jen at PriorFatGirl is giving away custom made granola. Check it out. Also, this weekend the boy and I are taking Core Fusion Sport at Exhale. It was voted Best Guy-Friendly Gym Class at New York Magazine. Here is the class description:

Core Fusion® Sport is a total body workout that is designed to help you improve your performance in sports while reducing your risk of sports related injuries. Using a combination of lateral and twisting movements, this barreless one-hour class will chisel and firm your arms, shoulders, legs and butt while focusing on your core – the center of your strength – plus increase your aerobic capacity.

Very excited! Will review next week.

And finally, my last BIG NEWS of the day — I just signed up to run a 5K! I never did this before! It is the 2009 Wall Street Run and Heart Walk.

Wall Street Run and Heart Walk

The Start! Wall Street Run & Heart Walk is a 5K (3.1 mile) competitive run and non-competitive walk to raise awareness and funds to support the American Heart Association’s mission to build healthier lives free of cardiovascular diseases and stroke – the nation’s No. 1 and No. 3 killers

I registered through my company. It starts and ends where I work. I signed up last year to do the walk but it was a gross rainy day, so I sat out. This year, I plan to run. Please sign up if you want to join!

Freezing Windy Tennis: Not Recommended/Physique 57: Recommended

Tennis
Freezing Windy Tennis: Not Recommended. Yet, you think I’d have known that, huh? Well, I paid a good $46 for this lesson and I was going to it! I bundled up in the following:

Wife Beater
Long Sleeve Thermal Shirt
Another Long Sleeve Thermal Shirt
Sweatshirt

And of course my coat for while I was not playing tennis. Not to mention the fact that I was wearing pants, socks, sneakers.

I walk outside and it was WINDY. I figured it was extra windy since I was by the water and wouldn’t be so bad once I moved towards the east. I was wrong.

It was just as windy. I stopped for a coffee to warm myself and wake myself, but because of the wind all it really did was spill on myself.

I did feel very cool carrying around a tennis racket. I felt like people on the  street saw me and thought, “That girl plays tennis.” I also felt cool later in the day when I was walking into Physique 57 and a girl in the elevator asked me where I play tennis. I pretended to know what I was talking about. So cool!

So I found John Jay, where the lesson was and go up to the court. I signed up with BumbleBee Tennis because they are the cheapest I  found in Manhattan. Probably because everyone else has a TENNIS BUBBLE. Although the rooftop view of the Hudson River was gorgeous. I am sure it is wonderful there on a nice day. There was a children’s lesson going on when I got there. I figured if these little kids were surviving out in the cold, surely I could too.

There is a limit of 4 people per class. My class consisted of a husband and wife, and me. The instructor had us run laps around the court while hitting balls that he threw at us as a warm up. It warmed me up. Two minutes later, I was freezing once again.

The wife was clearly way too good for the beginner class, and after about 25 minutes she decided to leave the lesson anyway because of an injury she got while cleaning that morning. That left just me and the husband, who was also clearly much better than me.

Tennis Racket

I was impressed that the wife left, because I was seriously contemplating leaving as well. But I didn’t have the guts to do it. I was just so cold. My ears were stinging. My hands were red and wrinkly. I wanted to tell the instructor it was just too cold, and leave.

I thought hard about it. I also thought about the fact that I paid for this lesson, the fact that I might need to make a decision on Tennis Camp soon. All good reasons, but let’s face it: really, I am a wimp. The thought of telling the teacher I was leaving, of calling attention to myself — especially when I was clearly not good at the sport anyway — was just too much for me to bear. I decided to stay.

The instructor taught in a fast paced way and everything happened quickly. I did okay, but I am not at all good. I am actually just as bad as I thought I would be.

I hated the lesson. I was miserable the entire time. It sucked.

But I was freezing. I couldn’t grip the racket because my hands were so cold and all I wanted was gloves. My ears were so cold that I had to wear my sweatshirt’s hood. As a result, my hair was pushed in front of my eyes and I couldn’t see. When I tried to throw the ball up in attempt to serve, the wind knocked it off course. When the instructor tried throwing balls for me to hit, the wind knocked them off course. Everything was difficult and frustrating.

This actually portrays it perfectly:

Windy Tennis  - Peanuts

Despite the drawbacks, I did learn a bit. We covered a good amount in an hour, did some repetitive drills. If it was a nice day, I probably would have said it was a great class. But would I have enjoyed it? Enough to attend Tennis Camp?

Well, I don’t know. Thanks to my freezing discomfort, I couldn’t exactly guage how I would feel learning and playing on a warm, sunny day. Which means…. I might have to take another lesson before I  decide. The problem? Another $46. There are other things I would rather spend my money on, honestly. The reason I even took a lesson so early in April was because my decision on camp was needed ASAP. Things have changed though, and I do have a little more time. But if I had to decide right now, I would say no to tennis camp.

I’m not athletic. I wasn’t enjoying myself (because of the cold, or in addition to it?) and I couldn’t imagine playing an actual game and having to hit all the balls where I wanted them to go. But I can’t really know for sure.

The verdict: Undecided.

Physique 57
Then I walked over to Physique 57. I freezed the entire walk over, but once I got there I felt much better. It was nice and clean, with Lululemon clothing adorning the walls for sale. I met up with Sara and Ashley in the waiting room and we went into the classroom together. Ashley has taken P57 classes before, but it was the first time for Sara and me. The room was carpeted and smaller than I expected.

Ashley brought her expertise to us by advising Sara and I to claim a spot at the barre with a towel before class. They’re a bit taller than me, so they went to the higher barre and I got a spot at a slightly lower one. And I am happy I did!

Physique 57

Class started, much the same way as Transfigure with the initial leg/arm lift moves and right into using handheld weights for arms. I actually found the arms portion less challenging than Transfigure and the Core Fusion DVD. I took 2 and 3 lb weights, but I think next time I will take slightly heavier ones. When I do the other classes, I can’t go any more than 2 lbs!

Then…. it got HARD. I have to say, I really liked that we hardly did any planks at Physique. At Transfigure, we do them for a long time, lifting arms, etc. I hate it.

The thigh work was intense and painful. I wanted to stop but I didn’t. Same with the butt. And the abs. Aaahh. Every time I was about to collapse from exhaustion from an exercise, we moved on to the next one. The class was extremely fast paced. There were two instructors, which Ashley told me they typically do for Beginner classes. This way, one person can teach and the other can correct form. I thought that was wonderful, and really shows that Physique 57 cares about making sure everything is done correctly for maximum results.

I did experience a great deal of leg and foot cramping through the class. I plan to try and drink more water beforehand next time. I can’t eat bananas. If water isn’t enough, I will then try PediaLyte.

The music was great and the instructors were SO upbeat. The way they taught made me feel excited about being there and determined to do my best. And I liked when they encouraged us to dance a litte bit during a couple of the moves.

The verdict: Amazing.

To the point where I started considering putting my gym membership on hold to try this out (or one similar) for a full month to see what the results are. I feel like I need more. And by the way, I am sore today.

There were some aspects of Transfigure that I found more challenging, and some aspects of Physique that I found more challenging, but I will get more specific in comparisons between classes once I take my Exhale Core Fusion class later this month,  The Body class later this month, and then the Nalini Method either later this month or early next month. I also have another visit to Physique 57 next week and I have yet to do the complete Core Fusion DVD or even start the Core Fusion Pilates Plus one.

Here is what I can tell you so far about Physique 57, Transfigure and most likely the other Lotte Berk method classes: ADDICTING. Just ask Melissa!   I am so excited to try the others and provide a full report.

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