Unknowing Questions from Readers: How to tell if my neighbors are raptors

Excellent question! I wish I could help.  I try to guage my neighbors by walking around wearing my shirt with the below logo. My friend Jonathan got it for me as a goodbye gift — even though he was the one who was leaving! Anyway, when your neighbors see you in this shirt and run away, that is a pretty good sign that they might be raptors. Also, it is currently up for debate as to whether or not raptors can pick locks. So be careful.


5 comments on Unknowing Questions from Readers: How to tell if my neighbors are raptors

  1. matthew
    December 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm (16 years ago)

    I AM NOT A RAPTOR!

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    • Dori
      December 26, 2008 at 9:05 am (16 years ago)

      Then why you run away when I wear my shirt??

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  2. Ranman
    January 25, 2009 at 7:57 am (16 years ago)

    So people actually search these things? Brilliant.

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    • Dori
      January 25, 2009 at 10:56 am (16 years ago)

      Well people search this because of the XKCD comic, it’s not something that would exist in searches otherwise

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      • Dori
        June 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm (13 years ago)

        Or IS IT???

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