May 12th 2008 archive

And the D-Sam award goes to…

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html

Dumbest guy ever!

My comments:

1. $360 BILLION? Really?? You want to try and cash a check for more money than the United States itself has as a whole. Okay. (exaggeration to prove point)

2. Do you even realize how much money a billion actually is? Much less 360 of them? Why not try cashing fake checks at, let’s say, $1,000 and working our way up from there? Oh, because $360,000,000,000 is exactly what one needs to start up a music company. I forgot.

3. “…and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.”
Didn’t she now?

4. “Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana.”
Exactly what one takes along when trying to cash a multi-billion dollar check. It’s the perfect crime!

5. $360,000,000,000!!!!!

How to tell if my neighbors are raptors

Sorry I’ve been MIA for a really, really long time. Sorry that the last thing I left for you was a picture of ducks. Don’t judge me.

In the meantime, check out http://www.MarcZawel.com for an 80 day travel adventure by the best writer I personally know — and now best photographer as well!

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Thx,
dm

(trying out the initial thing. i think it makes me seem cooler)