My family has zero faith in me.
Just because the following items I have owned were all lemons . . .
- TV
- Plastic cup
- iPod
- iPod Nano
- BlackBerry
- BlackBerry
- Macbook
- Macbook
- Bed risers
- Droid Incredible
- Droid Incredible
- Droid Incredible
- Droid Incredible
- Droid Incredible
- Droid Incredible
. . . and just in my recent past I suffered from various types of injury or illness . . .
- Cartilage
- Joint
- Bursa
- Tendon
- Tummy
. . . they now place bets on me.
I want to get in on this. I might as well profit from my own misfortune.
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Check out my new post on NBC New York in Dori’s Quest: Core Fusion Cardio. I review one of my all-time favorite classes!
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[…] Goods and I used that opportunity to buy myself a Garmin 405.It is a running joke in my family that everything I buy is a lemon. That is because everything I buy is a lemon. And this Garmin was no exception. I can’t even […]
Eliz@The Sweet Life
April 5, 2011 at 7:59 am (14 years ago)Poor thing! Sometimes the medical and technology gods don’t smile kindly on us!
Gabriela @ Une Vie Saine
April 5, 2011 at 7:59 am (14 years ago)Hahahahaha that is priceless. You seem to have some bad luck with electronics, eh? Better than bad luck in *other departments* of your life though, right? 😉
Ilana
April 5, 2011 at 8:28 am (14 years ago)Haha this is hysterical. If it makes you feel any better- I stepped on my $2000 MacBook and it cracked in half, and my mother once accidentally roasted her cell phone in the oven at 400*f.
Missy Maintains
April 5, 2011 at 9:03 am (14 years ago)Haha so funny. Still can’t get over how many Droids you went through! Ridiculous!
Megan @ Megan Mumbles
April 5, 2011 at 11:03 am (14 years ago)hahahah o Dori this is funny!! I can’t believe how many issues you have had!
Amber
April 5, 2011 at 11:18 am (14 years ago)I want to hear more about your electronic plastic cup!
Katherine
April 5, 2011 at 11:54 am (14 years ago)That’s awesome!!! If you win the pool you can pay for the next thing you lose/break!
I feel your pain though, I think I’m the first person ever to break a mac book in 3 days..
Hannah
April 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm (14 years ago)Maybe I’m oversimplifying things here, but couldn’t you get a different type of phone instead of the Droid Incredible? There must be other phones that Verizon offers, even if they aren’t as “cool”, that work better than these 6 failures..
melissa
April 5, 2011 at 2:46 pm (14 years ago)loved the new post on nbc go healthy! You’ve had an impressive run with technology, hopefully you are fully functioning at the moment!
Aj
April 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm (14 years ago)I am reading this while I eat lunch at my desk. I just snorted an edamame…too funny!
tj
April 7, 2011 at 5:00 pm (14 years ago)This post would make for a good country song. 😉
Kerry
April 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm (14 years ago)I swear everything I touch turns to crap too!! My mom made fun of me SO much until her blackberry crashed on her. I was at Verizon ALL THE DAMN TIME! This year more things have failed on me or such bad luck as befallen me that I just expect it!