“Stupid person to enter the english department” winner of October 25, 2005, possibly of all-time

I used to work in the English Department at Baruch College.
Boy: Can you tell me my english teacher’s office hours?
Me: We don’t have their hours, you have to ask them yourself.
Boy: Can you tell me what days she’s in?
Me: She’s in on the days you have class.
Boy: I don’t know what days I have class.
Me: You don’t know what days you have class?
Boy: Yeah, I haven’t been there in about 2 months
Me: You were probably dropped from the class
Boy: Yeah that’s why I need to speak to the teacher
Me: How am I supposed to tell you who your teacher is if you don’t know her name or what days she teaches? Check on eSims.
Boy: Oh, ok. Bye.

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