Excellent question! I wish I could help. I try to guage my neighbors by walking around wearing my shirt with the below logo. My friend Jonathan got it for me as a goodbye gift — even though he was the one who was leaving! Anyway, when your neighbors see you in this shirt and run away, that is a pretty good sign that they might be raptors. Also, it is currently up for debate as to whether or not raptors can pick locks. So be careful.
You might have read about the man who tried to pay a bill with a drawing of a spider: http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html. When I read a news article about this, I immediately fell in love with David Thorne’s sense of humor. I began to read his website, and the more I read, the more I loved David.
Use the left nav to go through the entries David has written. I’ve got some favorites, like http://www.27bslash6.com/jason.html.
People like David Thorne make me happy the intertubes exist. Thanks, Al Gore!