I was looking for instances of this blog in a Google search of “IHOP RULES” when I came across this gem of an article:
http://www.hotelstravel.com/news/20071206-001.html
That’s right, kids — IHOP is political!
The hilarity of the article can be best surmised by this AIM conversation between Mallory and myself:
Mallories4
do they think that people just sit and eat pancakes all day???
Dori
and will have to choose between pancakes and voting!
Mallories4
i like to sit inside the voting booth for at least 5 hours to make sure i make the right choice
and then i fast
for the rest of the day
just to make sure my vote sticks
it truly is a political/pancake conundrum
Dori
IHOP is doing what they have to do
so people dont wander aimlessly on national pancake/voting day
between IHOP and the nearest voting booth
unable to decide
or cope with the pressure
Mallories4
oooh the solution:
VOTING IN IHOP
same place
right in the booth
you draw a curtain around you
vote
get some pancakes
Dori
OR bringing free pancakes to the booths as an incentive for voting!
Mallories4
haha that’s a good idea too
or do both
that way, you catch both crowds
they don’t get a choice
the best part is they are not concerned with low pancake turnout…they think that pancakes will keep people from voting somehow
seriously, what these higher-ups in the government thinking when they get these letters
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And there you have it. So when election/national pancake day comes around this February, I implore you to make your decision wisely. But don’t forget, this is your CHOICE. Don’t let the gravitating draw of the voting booth pull you away from FREE PANCAKES — as tempting as that booth might be.
Mallory
December 8, 2007 at 9:56 pm (17 years ago)IHOP rules!
I think they should always have voting day and pancake day on the same day, just to stress the importance of IHOP’s role in the national political dialogue.
ed
December 11, 2007 at 10:29 pm (17 years ago)i think i figured it out now. at risk of sounding monotonous i’ll quote myself. ‘i found myself fully absorbed in The Dori Chronicles. not only is it thought provoking but hilarious.’
‘hehe I want more.’
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